IT'S DIVA WEEK @ STREAMBOX!
(...including Sweet, Stinky & wEiRd Divas...)

++++++++++++OOPS! DEPT. OFFICIAL APOLOGY++++++++++++
Last week, we celebrated America's Independence, and
included this statement: "Hip Hip Hooray for the Day
We Kicked England's Arse." Apparently some Brits didn't
get the joke, as witnessed by this email:

"This is a site written by some fat wanker yank for
other fat obese burger stuffing coke swilling nerdy
yanks. We Brits are proud of our heritage and most of
us don't give a f--- about a war that was over 200 years
ago. On a per capita basis we Brits have more innovation,
motivation and inspiration than your f----d up country.
So do us all a favour and remove your offensive crap from
this feeble attempt of a website or face the consequences."

We at Streambox wish to offer our sincerest apologies
to all Brits who may have been offended by our little
joke. We just hope this doesn't lead to another war,
where we have to kick their arses again.

============A1/SWEET STREAMS O'THE WEEK============

DING-DANG DIVAS DOMINATE
Savor the Sweet, Reject the Stinky & Laugh @ the wEiRd:
http://www.streambox.com

"EVERYDAY" BY ANGIE STONE
This funky and sexy Diva is on the rise:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=2

"A RIVER IN INDIA" BY ANNETTE APITZ
Get out yer hankies for this superb short tearjerker:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=3

==========STINKY STREAMS O'THE WEEK==========

DANG THOSE STINKY DIVAS!
We know who the poseurs are and they STINK:
http://www.streambox.com

"PARTY WITH DIVA" BY DIVA
Any band that calls themselves Diva Stinks:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=2

"A POEM BY WILLIAM BLAKE" BY JON SHAIKH
Bathroom humor + classic poetry = Stank:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=3

+++++++++++++++FRESH MUSIC STREAMS!+++++++++++++++

"RIDDLE" BY EN VOGUE
Be careful or these 3 will diva-stroy you:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=2

"BACK IN ONE PIECE BY AALIYAH W/DMX
Sexy broadband vid from "Romeo Must Die":
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=2

"WHEN THE HEARTACHE'S OVER" BY TINA TURNER
The Grandmother of all Divas can still rock:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=2

RANDOM SEARCH: 57 TINA TURNER STREAMS:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=30074

===============FRESH FILM STREAMS===============

"ATROPOS" BY J.P. LIPA
Tense short tells the tale of two WWII paratroopers:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=3

"FAST FOOD ADVENTURES" BY PAT CONNER & SHAWN PARKE
Documentary reveals behind-the-scenes of fast food:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=3

"DIRTY WORD" BY ANDREW FREIBAND
Odd sepia-tinged short climaxes on the F-word:
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=3

FREE LESSON ON FILMMAKING FROM STINKDANCE!
Learn how NOT to make a good film here:
http://www.streambox.com/stinkdance/winner.asp

+++++++++++++++WEEKLY wEiRd STREAMS!+++++++++++++++

IS SANTA A STONER?
Incredibly shocking stream proves Santa's a toker!
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=32929

HEAR THE SONG BRITNEY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR!
Amazing tune reveals the fake truth about her!
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=32929

RARE LOST FILM FOOTAGE FOUND!
You won't believe the deleted scenes we've found!
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=32929

JOHN ROCKER'S LATEST GAFFE!
Troubled pitcher really makes a monkey of himself!
http://www.streambox.com/exec/dir.asp?DIR=32929

RANDOM wEiRdNeSs: MRS MILLER'S "GIRL FROM IPANEMA":
http://www.counterpoint-music.com/raclips/ipanema.ra

************WANNA BETA TEST MYSTREAMBOX?************
We're putting the polishing touches on our brand
spankin' new, customizable interface called MyStreambox,
and we need intelligent, brutally honest volunteers
to help put 'er thru the paces. MyStreambox is
an html-based device that works as a jukebox for
playing back streams in any order; sharing Playlists
with others, and much much more. Help us make it a
mo' beta service by joining in our special beta test!
Those interested can register and log in right now at:
http://www.streambox.com/mystreambox/login.asp
All we ask is that you check it out and give us honest
feedback using the hand-dandy FEEDBACK button on the
bottom of the MyStreambox pages. THANKS!

++++++++++BONUS:EXCELLENT ENCORE STREAMS++++++++++

CENSORED ELIAN "WAZZUP" PARODY:
http://www.playboy.com/digital/sup.html

SUPERFRIENDS "WAZZUP" AD PARODY:
http://www.iguanarecords.com/wassup.html

CLINTON'S "TUSH" SONG:
http://www.rock103.com/drakeandzeke/multimedia/clinton.ra

FILTHY CASEY KASEM OUTTAKE!:
http://www.campchaos.com/idiot/casey.rm

NAUGHTY DEAN MARTIN/JERRY LEWIS OUTTAKE!:
http://rfny.simplenet.com/waves/martinlewis.rm

KEWL KINGDOME IMPLOSION STREAMS:
http://asx.e-media.com/kingdome/kingdome240.asx
http://tm.intervu.net/s2/kingtv/kingdome/infrared_80.asx
http://espn.go.com/media/players/kingdome/nav1_s_5.html

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Thanks, and Happy Streaming!
Scottso Schaefer
VP of Content
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